Milk in a dish on the floor.
We miss you and can't wait to hug you and tell you how proud we are about you and how happy to see you back again.
I know it's hard on you, stuck in what you call "Paradise" - but it'll be over sooner than you think.
I can tell you for a fact that phone calls have been coming however my soldier did not receive a piece of mail the last mail call and more than one is sent daily and yes, I have made many mistakes in my life but putting the wrong address on such an important piece of mail was not one of them.
If you have such a lousy life and have to down the army and it's commanders than do it in private.