Of course he couldn't control himself- if he could, he wouldn't have done it, right? Mercy will never run dry.
Around this time he almost managed to get his camera centered on the screen.
He also looks like a shaved bear with downs syndrome, but we can't decide which he resembles more.
If Phil can compare anything with the slightest chance of innuendo, he will make jokes about penises, boobs, sex, and the like.
But realistically, they know that's not going to happen.
If anyone takes offense to his humor, he actively mocks them for being butthurt.