Blessed Tsaritsa saved you from this ungrateful redneck! You knew Zhongli had preferred not to hear a reminder of how prideful he was.
Have a mercy on my freaking soul.
He gave you a lucky ticket and wanted only to be loved in return.
He placed a tip on your wetness, inserting His huge self slowly.
But something was wrong with him — you catched that pretty fast.
He was the one who deserved to be entertained by you.